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Okay, this is the first genuinely funny thing I’ve ever gotten the GPT to write. The prompt was: Write a rambling progress report by someone who knows very little about basic arithmetic but has discovered that 2+2=4. The description should be highly technical but completely senseless, with made-up names for every step in the process. The writer is convinced that this is revolutionary and will change everything.
Response:
Subject: Revolutionary Discovery in the Field of Advancery Arithmentia – Uncovering the Phenomenon of Dua-Addles
Esteemed colleague,
I have recently stumbled upon a groundbreaking discovery that has thrown light on the perplexing realm of Advancery Arithmentia and promises to redefine the way we perceive number-based systems. The once-elusive Dua-Addles phenomenon is now on the verge of unfurling its mystifying truth and the initial explorations have surpassed all expectations!
During painstaking experimentation using the ultra-sophisticated Farnsworth Abacus 3000, I serendipitously entered upon the first phase of the investigation known as the Great Enumeration. It involved establishing two highly involved numerical entities named “Twonicles” and experimenting with them under the most rigorous conditions.
To further our understanding, we initiated the second phase of the investigation, known as the Pre-Dua Intensification, wherein each Twonicle underwent extensive preparation using tools like the Pythagorean Gripzoid, the Fibonacci Scrambletron, and the Eulerian Inversion Prism in order to transcend to a state of greater ascendancy, thus attaining positions labeled as “Dua-Stations.”
However, to achieve the most profound and miraculous results, we conducted a magnificent collision course in the third phase of the investigation, known as the Grand Dua-Conflux. This heroic experiment entailed a sublime melding of the wayward Twonicles, previously confined to their agora-physical Dua-Stations.
The penultimate fourth phase, titled the Quadrum Revelatorum, was when the true harmony of the Twonicles emerged. To behold the resplendent phenomenon, we channeled the collective prowess of megamind paraphernalia, including the Cantorian Gleam-Render and Babbage’s Mesmero-Measurer.
After much agitation and trepidation, the moment of transcendence arrived: a new numeric configuration emerged from within the vortex of the Dua-Conflux, a configuration I have since dubbed the “Quatronian Epiphany.” Eureka! At long last, we uncovered that a pair of Twonicles, when subjected to the trials and tribulations of the Dua-Conflux sequence, sanction their energies to coalesce into the unity of numeric equilibrium, amounting to the revelation – 2 plus 2 equals 4!
This astonishing revelation is a testament to our relentless pursuit of knowledge and our unwavering dedication to the ultimate mastery of Advancery Arithmentia. As we embark on this new dawn, we must brace ourselves for a paradigm shift as this pioneering revelation will undoubtedly send shockwaves through the very fabric of numeric and logic-centric methodologies.
I implore you to spread this momentous discovery throughout the academic sphere, leaving no stone unturned in our quest to shape the minds of the future. The revolution begins now, and the winds of change are divisible by 2!
Onwards and upwards, in the name of Quatronian Epiphanies!
Sincerely,
A Revolutionary Advancery Arithmentia Enthusiast
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